LearnedZombie's definitions

Confuckingused

Now this word right here is American. It meant a that the person saying it is either “Fucking confused” or are confused to the extent that their brain is being fucked.

Man, I’m confuckingused about how we are the only place that’s awesomely free. - Hillbilly Joe

by LearnedZombie January 5, 2019

Muppeterian

A religous group in which Kermit the frog is their Lord, and The Cookie Monster is the Lord's son. This group does prayer to an image of Kermit The Frog.

-Excuse me are you intrested in our lord and savior?
-Im sorry Im a Muppeterian, I have allready fully converted.

by LearnedZombie June 2, 2017

sloppy tippy

When a dude gives his pipe to someone and it is still limp. The pipe just is there.

"This guy just gave me the best sloppy tippy ever!"

by LearnedZombie January 23, 2017