conan gray

a boy who will try anything to show his fans he loves them. he is a musician with an amazing voice and he connects to his fans through music. but we all have one thing in common. we are depressed and hopeless romantics. he is beautiful and unique. but all of his fans are obese fatties and so is he. so i take back everything i said before. we’re all fat and dirty rats. thank you.

person : have you heard of conan gray?
me : the rodent under our sink? yes. he’s pretty good

by c0nan._.gray March 5, 2020

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

Conan O'Brien

the king of late night.

Someone: "Hey man, who's your favorite late night host?"
Me: "Conan O'Brien."

by theunholyblossom June 2, 2021

Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

conan gray

literal perfection. you cant out-perfect this man. you just cant.

do you listen to conan gray? oh my god yes hes so perfect!

by k o r i February 8, 2021

Pull a Conan

When a Mmorpg starts out great, and ends up being crap, and falling on its ass.

Forum Poster One -"Awesome! This new MMORPG came out! I can't wait to play it!"

Forum Poster Two -"Yeah same here, Let's hope it doesn't Pull a Conan."

by SourPickle July 6, 2009

conan gray

short mf with a piss kink

someone: do you listen to conan gray?

me: oh you mean that short mf with a piss kink? no.

by c0n4n gr4y June 13, 2021