Comfort trash

Comfort trash, a term coined by me. The things lying around that you have no need of, but has been there so long that something feels wrong when it's gone or put in it's "proper place".

Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.
P1: "Here, I'll put this in the cupboard for you."
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"
by Ebony.trueheart November 18, 2020
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Comfort Queen

Any noun (person, place, or thing) that provides comfort to you over anything else. I.e, it makes you happier than any other person, place, or thing can.
Person 1: Hey, why is your pillow so old?

Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.

Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
by goifman May 06, 2020
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Comfort-Junkie

A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
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comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already
by M1khale June 10, 2016
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comfort ship

a ship that makes you feel better when you're being a mood
eremin is my comfort ship
by xiaovenforever August 05, 2022
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Comfort Sexer

Someone who has sex to make themselves feel better.
Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!
My best mate has sex with different men when she is feeling bad about herself, she is a comfort sexer
by jinglebell February 16, 2010
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comforting fiction

An untruth we tell ourselves, or tell others, to keep from having to face facts, and to ease us through hard times.
Just wash your hands and you'll be fine, warm weather will make it disappear, only old people can die from it... one comforting fiction after another could not disguise the truth that we were all in for a long, painful journey.
by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020
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