"i dont want to stand in the rain waiting for you to tie your shoe"
"fuck off sheila, jeeze. don't be such a fucking scab collector."
"fuck off sheila, jeeze. don't be such a fucking scab collector."
by richard bean August 9, 2008
Get the scab collector mug.1. One who collects fame and currency in order to fuck your girl and get "mud" on their gucci t-shirts.
2. A person who achieves enjoyment from being the center of attention and smokes a lot of weed but on the low they don't actually enjoy it because their heart was eaten by a succubus.
2. A person who achieves enjoyment from being the center of attention and smokes a lot of weed but on the low they don't actually enjoy it because their heart was eaten by a succubus.
"Clout collector I'm pickin' up
frontin' like i give a fuck
her boyfriend callin' she don't pick it up
we fuckin' watchin this is us
heart eaten' by a succubus
reasons why I don't fuck with this
reasons why I'm high as shit" - Freshman Jeff (Clout Collector 2021)
frontin' like i give a fuck
her boyfriend callin' she don't pick it up
we fuckin' watchin this is us
heart eaten' by a succubus
reasons why I don't fuck with this
reasons why I'm high as shit" - Freshman Jeff (Clout Collector 2021)
by Freshman Jeff January 21, 2021
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an alternative rockband formed by Graham young, simon whenlock and Jon Hill. They realised 3 albums so far
justified, deal with it and to love to hate to love.
Some of their songs appear in the computergame Flat Out
I think its a pitty that they aint well known yet.Because their music is quite sound.
justified, deal with it and to love to hate to love.
Some of their songs appear in the computergame Flat Out
I think its a pitty that they aint well known yet.Because their music is quite sound.
by Billy Joe Bob!!111oneoneeleven December 24, 2005
Get the no connection mug.Any discourse between two or more men involving the heartfelt discussions of feelings e.g. typically conversations traditionally thought to be the domain of women involving feelings about relationships etc.
First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.
It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'
First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.
It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'
Man 1: 'I've been having some strong feelings lately and have some personal issues that I need to discuss'
Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'
Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'
by junta_dorset January 9, 2010
Get the Man collective mug.When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.
Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"
Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."
Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"
Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."
Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"
by NephthysScream July 14, 2010
Get the Vegetable Connection mug.Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.
If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.
by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011
Get the Collective Majority mug.When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).
The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010
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