clusterfuck!

An exclamation proclaimed by Emily in a rather un-nerving pas de duex class at Burklyn '04. Robin and Kate helped to bring the phrase to popularity, and it has held strongly.

After falling out of her arabesque press, Emily proclaimed, "Clusterfuck! Shit!" and then proceded to enter into another arabesque

by ShaniquaPop August 8, 2006

colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.

So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!

by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011

Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.

I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.

by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011

bilateral clusterfuck

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.

That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off

by Torch252 December 3, 2014

Clusterfuck

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.

I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs

by BigAng November 14, 2009