clinard

1. a complete queer
2. a person who completely sucks at QB
3. small penis

1. Dude, Look at the CLINARD over there!!
Whoa. Looks like a little MJ.

2. This is the worste QB ever, if i could say CLINARD i would.

3. HAHA. Your penis is like CLINARDS.

by NMckown December 1, 2006

Cliterrati

Various types of ornamental jewelry used to adorn a pierced clitoral hood.

The diamonds in that chicks' cliterrati were so bright, I was nearly blinded when I went to eat her out!

by Merkin Donor II March 13, 2008

Cletard

A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.

Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.

by Rossababy February 4, 2009

clitapuss

When a woman has been done so many times that her clit hangs down similar to that of an octopus tentacle.

I fucked your mom last night... she has a clitapuss, I'm scarred for life, yet still slightly aroused.

by Classy pimp June 28, 2011

Clitorasaurus rex

A giant disgusting clit. Normally found on fat girls.

I was bangin this fat chick last night then pulled off her panties, saw her clitorasaurus rex and threw up.

by sean333333333333333333333333 August 25, 2011

Clitana

A single edged blade (similar to a katana) sheathed in a woman's vaginal cavity. This not only serves as a means of concealing said weapon, but also provides the blade with a thick coat of lubricant so that it may maneuver quickly when striking others.

Bitch done pulled a Clitana out on me so I hightailed my ass on out the door.

by Dando Shaft September 10, 2011

Cliterella

A. a woman whos vagina is extremely sensitive, who likes her pussy to be touched lightly. B. A girl that is extremely finicky about sex, does not like rough sex or is high maintenance in bed.

Jessica was such a Cliterella last night.

by GenesisMn28 September 29, 2011