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Satan Claws

SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.
Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.
by Rev. Jim Joggers December 30, 2006
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Claw Job

When you hang your flaccid penis over a cat's head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your penis until orgasm is achieved.

Clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying Clawsdale.
Blaze: I just want Kesha to give me a softy right now.
Me: I want a fucking claw job right now. Trixy, get over here.

I was just trying to get ready for work this morning and I nutted everywhere because I got the greatest clawsdale of my life. Three swipes of the claw and I achieved nirvana.
by Knowvis May 29, 2010
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lilith clawthorne

me:have you seen the owl house?

person: yeah, lilith clawthorne is my favourite

me:she could kill me and I’d thank her
by nuna.simp January 14, 2022
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Clawgina

The act of swooping one's hand (open palm/fingers claw-like) towards a woman's vagina. This act is usually done in defiance to four play, and acts as a sexual initiator.
Gentleman 1 - So I heard you had quite a romp with Amy last night? How did you smooth your way into her pants? Did you have to like light candles and smooth your way down her pants.

Gentleman 2 - No Way Man... Clawgina! *makes swooping hand motion*

*Both Gentlemen High 5*
by Aviticus May 11, 2010
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claw-machine

A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.
Timmy won three stuffies from the claw-machine, and is now a huge pimp.
by Ory Alexander Lanka July 20, 2014
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cawwot

a very long penis
Erica is a cawwot god
by felisha bahahahha December 12, 2016
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Clawking

The action of claw sharpening performed by a cat on furniture and soft furnishings.
The damn cat has been clawking the sofa again !
by Kit E Khat February 8, 2018
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