child 

a young human from 0-12

child come here or child go do your chores

child by inquistitormaster stan June 11, 2022

Child 

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly

"The Child is asking for weed again"

Child by Child hater August 31, 2022

Child 

A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.

I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.

Child by Dairo11 October 22, 2022

Child 

A complete waste of time.

Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.

Child by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022

child 

A way human differentiate themself, and are said to be a period of time where humans are suppose to enjoy their best time, full of lies that cover the truth.

Human: ah~ i had such great memory when i was a child.

human 2: what a time we had, i'll rather live in the lies rather than the truth

child by stay with me~ November 14, 2022

child 

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.

when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away

child by y0lo156 November 20, 2022

child 

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

child by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022