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Gorilla Chest

When one smears a handful of their own shit onto the hairy chest of a passed out friend. The hardened shit, coupled with the chest hairs, gives the appearance of a gorilla's chest.
Man, I woke up with a mean hangover and I smelled like a zoo because of that gorilla chest I was sporting.
by VelvetC February 26, 2011
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Chest Goblins

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Hope Chest

I am still single but I keep a wedding gown in my hope chest
by ace513dish May 14, 2019
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Chest-buns

A synonym for breasts. Otherwise known as ta-tas, boobs, bust, breasties, chicken tats, rack, jelly stack-ems, tits, cans, bazongas, fun bags, missiles, teets, jubblies, mama factories, milk-ems, dirty pillows, caressables, welsh terrain, lumpy v space, (melons or other large fruit) bumps or lumps.
"I'm guessing you bake, because you have chest-buns... alright!" Yes... how corny.
by Robert Head April 26, 2007
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Man Chest

Something that is said when another person half-assedly claims that they are going to do something. Calling out "man chest" will solidify that the original person has to what they had said they would do. Failure to follow through will result in a slap to the chest of the desired amount of brutality by the person who called "man chest." ~Originally used by La Costa Canyon and Ranch Bernardo High School Wrestling Teams.
Mike: "Ay yo faggots, I'm gonna slap this bitch's ass."
Brian: "Man chest, you maurk!"
by King of Half-Assery January 7, 2014
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Chest Hung

1. A woman with a large and lovely chest can be said to be chest hung, or well chest-hung.
2. A 2 pup litter of healthy chest puppies equals a well chest-hung woman.
3. A lovely gal with large bewbs, you dolt!! She is chest hung, goddamit, this ain't even funny anymore.
In a conversation:
Snotty Gal: Echh, Deborah has huge tetz!
Some guy: Yep, Debs is mad chest hung.
Snotty Gal: Echh!
by wh1dee November 30, 2011
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chest-sock

\ ˈches(t)-ˈsäk\ : an undershirt meant to be worn under another garment.

This colloquial phrase is a gender-neutral and less-derogatory alternative to the term, "wife beater." Chest-socks are not meant to be seen or closely examined, which makes it acceptable to continue wearing them even after they have yellowed or developed holes from wear and tear.

It is, after all, just a chest-sock.
I was so embarrassed, but it got so hot in the office yesterday that I had to take off my sweater and work in an old chest-sock. Brenda pointed out that it had holes in the back!
by Publitoad March 8, 2019
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