catholic thussy

God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy

Bro I've got Catholic Thussy on the mind rn

by Adhdsqurrel August 5, 2022

Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult

Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show

by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021

catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch

Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018

Designated Catholic

The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.

Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.

Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?

Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!

Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)

by suziewar September 22, 2011

The Catholic Force

The supernatural force that all Catholics are connected to. Often disrupted or shocked when the Pope or someone of importance in the clergy dies, resigns, or does something considered taboo or bizarre among Catholics.

Marcus: (Suddenly wakes up in shock) Justin something shocking happened in the clergy I can feel it!
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....

by @ngrym0thertrucker February 11, 2013

Lazy Catholic

A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.

Jane is a Lazy Catholic, her church has a minister instead of a priest.

by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009