Carlos

A gay Mexican kid,a really gay person

Carlos is really gay

by Cotton eye joe2 August 8, 2018

Carlos

A 13 year old gay boy who is also secretly a smokin hot male stripper.

I'm Carlos and I like to fuck guys in the ass.

by always shit talking April 5, 2016

Carlos

Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!

Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.

by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017

Carlos

A mexican that is a drug dealer,work in the tomatoes filed ,weird,funny,awesome,and make white people mexican food

Carlos will always support you no matter what✌

by Mexican drug dealer May 1, 2018

Carlos

he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts

carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them

by eaglesrule13 May 7, 2018

Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.

“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”

by Lololololfightme March 9, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.

Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?

Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...

by 5 cent street whore April 1, 2019