The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.
by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008
by Vertigo January 12, 2004
The little-known tallest mountain in Arizona, which, contrary to popular belief, is actually taller than Humphrey's Peak, but debate continues about whether or not the cactus counts as part of the mountain's height.
by supaDISC May 26, 2004
A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.
"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!
by tpain1234567 February 27, 2011
An all-knowing, invincible cactus with a serious attitude problem. Whenever it dances, small annoying children are thrown into an interdimensional time portal and are ripped apart halfway through. Then it hangs out in front of Denny's, pissing people off because it's such an ass. Then it dances some more.
by RustyD February 20, 2005
A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.
by Robert Mozeltov May 28, 2010
Emoji used to "Flip the bird" or use you middle finger. Often used to joke around, but it is rarely used seriously.
1. (Not serious) I totally should've won that game of Team Deathmatch, 🌵🌵🌵 *insert cactus emoji here*
2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.
2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.
by Blessed Empire March 01, 2014