Bonch

Human Perineum, male or female. It's close to your heini and on girls it's tiny; ass side of ball-town, ball side of ass-berg.

My bonch itches.

I will bonch-shive you with a fork.

by Cheryl Jordan, Justin Croft, Jessielizabeth Lyman December 28, 2005

The Bench Crew

A group of kids who hang out at a local bench in the middle of a small town Abington in Massachusetts. Usually known for being popular, getting in fights, and a group you dont want to get involved with. Also known as TBC and CAC

I drove through Abington center today and there was a large group pf kids hangin at a bench. Is that The Bench Crew?" "Yes"

by Townie781 December 23, 2010

Bench Brawl

When a fight on the ice or the field escalades from 2 players to the entire team rushing onto said terrain turning the fight into an all out brawl.

Tommy: They're startin more fights cuz they're losin the game!
Jim: Bench brawl?
Tommy: BENCH BRAWL!

by S3H October 30, 2008

Bench Bitch

The person in a group that works out who benches the lightest weight out of the entire group. Is assigned with cleaning up the workout area after the workout is over, also has to put weights on the bars. Hench "bitch" A new Bench Bitch is assigned every week after every person lifts their max. The person with the lowest max is the new Bench Bitch.

Other names for Bench Bitch:

Bar Sucker
Weight wash-out

Tony: Alright guys it's Monday you know what that means.

Everyone: groans
Tony: Suck it up pussies, Carl your up. . . . 15 minutes later
Tony: ok guys Max is officially the new Bench Bitch for this week.
Max: Shit
Carl: Go get me a fucking Gatorade

by DaWizard April 15, 2013

bench seat

One of the biggest advantages of owning an old vehicle. Allows for unobstructed make-out sessions with your woman.

There's a lot of cool things about that '70 Dart I have, and the fact that it is equipped with a bench seat is near the top of the list.

by Mister. Bojangles. October 31, 2015

benchslapped

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

by lyzurjane September 19, 2017

Benched

You’re online dating using tinder or hinge or whatever app and you’re getting along with someone, eventually you get their number and set a date but instead of ghosting you they put you on the bench while they talk to someone else to see who is better worthy of your time and effort making ‘you’ a benchwarmer.

Bro I got this girls number and I asked her out for Saturday night and she said yes.. it’s been three days since I’ve heard from her but I think we are still on, should I ask or do you think I’m being benched?

by Chrissypoo9992 February 18, 2020