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Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.
Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.
by doibles February 8, 2022
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Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.
What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!
by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
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butthole station

A place we're a Mrs French and Ryan Thompson can exchange there love through one another by the liking of the butt hole
Hello Rachel, hi Ryan. Can you tell me we're the bearish butthole station is? Oh why it's right here Ryan . OK
by Herr weaver April 10, 2017
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butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .
Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)
by melissaaa923 August 31, 2015
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lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity
If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole
by Easy129 August 20, 2017
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Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.
by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019
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