Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Bouldering

Eating out a woman with untreated genital warts.

Tommy decided he wanted to go bouldering with Susie.

by WhoElseButKels November 24, 2015

bindering

Puking on the bar after way too many shots.

Man, if you take anymore you'll end up bindering.

I got thrown out of the bar last night because I was bindering.

by pfdub February 8, 2007

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Bendering

The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos

Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning

Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday

Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off

by queenjavs June 28, 2019

Blundering

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.

When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.

by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021

bungering

The act of goofing around or otherwise partaking in tomfoolery and silliness

Did you see Sean bungering last night? He’s such a goofy guy!!

by bunger1234 October 31, 2023