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brittney spears

the poorest excuse for a singer ever heard of.
brittney spears has a silicone vagina.
by assholesoup March 21, 2009
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Brighty

A light slap on the side of a persons face.
The slap is usually performed using an open hand, but then becoming a Clenched fist upon impact.
The term 'I will give you a Brighty', is usually a 'warning enough' in itself, to correct any problem before it esculates - thus resulting in an actual 'Brighty' taking place.
Legend has it that the term Brighty was first conceived at sea aboard a Cruise ship and is said to involve a broken Russian Doll, further details on what occurred are hard to come by. But the saying has started to take off in the South East of England.
If you don't stop having a go at me, then I will have no option but to give you a Brighty !!
by J P Bright May 22, 2014
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Brighten

Brighten is a girl who is always funny and loves to laugh. If she insults you, she means it as a joke. She is very ticklish. She also is very loyal to her friends and won't talk bad about them. She loves her family and treats them with love.
Person One: Omg, how are you Brighten?!
Brighten: Good I guess.

Person One: so yesterday my friend said...
Brighten: You have friends?😊😏
by Someone3303 December 1, 2019
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Britney spears

the best singer who womanised me so hard i'm a transwoman :)
Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022
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doin the Britney

To carelessly get pregnant, drink excessively, and not take care of your children to the extent that you end up losing custody of them.
Sherri had everything going for her until she decided to start doin the Britney.
by Jaylou January 9, 2008
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Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan
Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil
by yo mamma March 12, 2004
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Britney Spheres

To possess a chest like that of Britney Spears' circa 2003
Shawn: Yo bro did you check out that girl? She had Britney Spheres!
Johanssen: Totally saw them
by da_thug44 November 19, 2007
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