Brexit

A mess.

Person1: my life is worse than brexit
Person2: oh no it isn’t xoxo

by Hehsvseh April 15, 2019

Brexit

BrexiteerwiseBrexmansmart

The act of telling everyone at a

gathering (e.g. Demolitionn Derby, Suicide Mission, Aristocratic Bullies etc..) , that you are leaving, but actually staying around to see who is the last to crash and burnout (e.g. Greece, Italy, Spain, etc.)
United Kingdom is at the party, brexiting near the front door so to exit when needed...

by UncleJohn2019 May 1, 2019

Brexiting

When your having sex with a girl, and you can't decide whether or not to pull out, so you just do nothing instead.

Bro1: Dude me and Shannon almost had a pregnancy scare last night!

Bro2: No way, what happened?

Bro1: Well we spent all night brexiting, and I ended up remaining!

by BigBoy1432 May 11, 2019

brexit

The nasty shit you take after breakfast, which generally involves a fair amount of regret.

gonna have a fag, oop! brexit!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 15, 2019

Brexit

The first poo of the day, and therefore your breakfast exit.

'My brexit pattern runs like clockwork, 8:30am every morning without fail.'

'The first thing I do when I arrive at work is to take my brexit, then grab a coffee, and then I am ready for business.'

by mr loldem October 20, 2019

Brexiting

When the parents says goodbye to leave the playground, but their child throws a tantrum

F: What's up with the Johnsons, I thought they where leaving.
G: Apparently their child is brexiting.

by Kneggy October 28, 2019

Brexit

Sexual position. When u promise to pull out but you don't.

Ugh jack is such a fuckface be pulled a brexit on me last night

by A_really_annoying_person November 9, 2019