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Machine Gun Breakfast

1. "The process of sprinkling cocaine on your breakfast cereal then proceeding to say 'that's what's up' as a comment to anything anyone says to you"

2. A snow-bro idiot who is just really, really stupid. This type of snow-bro will also answer to Johnny Breakfast and ASAP Breakfast
"Machine gun breakfast, you sprinkle too munch cocaine on your cereal!"
"That's what's up!!"
by jvilla423 May 18, 2014
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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Cancel the Breadsticks

Phrase originated in Phoenix, Arizona. This saying applies when one has decided to pursue a course of action that differs from what was previously planned. It also applies when changing the subject of a conversation that has either been interrupted by someone whom you don't want included in the conversation or that has become uninteresting to one of the parties.
- "Yo, that girl Shelly is crazy... did you hear what went on between her and Mark?

- "Nah man let's hear it."

- "It's crazy man, over the weekend..."

<One member of the conversation sees Shelly approaching>

- "Whoa. Cancel the breadsticks on that one."
by thedarkllama June 27, 2012
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breafakst

Breafakst is a word to describe a morning meal by those who cannot pronounce "breakfast".
Shawn: "What's for breafakst?"
Danielle: "Oh, you mean breakfast?"

"I love having breafakst for dinner."
by amandapants September 16, 2009
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Las Vegas Breakfast

The combination of energy drinks and painkillers in order to recover after an epic night in Las Vegas
Have a Las Vegas Breakfast and we will try to piece it together.
by ein prosit July 13, 2010
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Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."
Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.
by Very Tall Human January 13, 2011
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Bed & Breakfast

When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.
So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus.
by Buford T Johnson December 17, 2009
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