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bangles

an imaginary percussion instrument imagined by those suffering from extreme mental retardation, an Oedipus/Electra complex, and/or sever penile rejection.
When the triceratops invaded the African civilization, the tribe began to play the bangles to run the beast off.
by Manny Wrekshun September 9, 2010
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bojangling

adverb: Description for a promiscuous set who have a defined 'relationship' but are not an official couple. For this reason, the term provides clarity, while also ironicly providing intentional ambiguity of the nature of said 'relationship'.

The term is derived from the frequency of these sets to arrive at Bojangles from the 10am-1pm range during any given weekend that follows a night of heavy drinking which leads to afore mentioned promiscuous choices. The act is driven by the desperate thirst for sweet tea, and not caring who sees the two of you at bojangles because the need for a hangover cure is so great

These sets typically arrive only as a pair and both in pajamas and sandals. The ladies of this set also typically sport mens shirts and pony tails.
setting: 11:30am, Saturday morning, apartment complex.

dude 1: Hey man, is Hillary still going out with Trevor?
dude 2: No they broke up last week, why?
dude 1: Ahhhh, I went to grab some food and saw her with Chad. Are they dating?
dude 2: No...I dont think so.
dude 1: They...um...Bojangling?
dude 2: Sounds like it!
by mrcrescentfresh August 21, 2006
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blowjangles

receiving fellatio and then having the giver take you to bojangles
That girl was a real blowjangles, she blew me, took me to bojangles and back to my apartment within an hour
by Pheonix90 September 30, 2010
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Bokankles

(noun.) kankles on a person resulting from over-indulgence in bojangles chicken n biscuits. These calf-ankle-foot hybrids are bittersweet in retrospect. On the one hand you have become a complete non-dateable option to all sober men strictly on the bases of your trunk-like legs. However on the other hand, you did enjoy quite alot of good fried chicken in your day, so hats off to that.
bokankles
guy#1: dude that girl looked pretty cute.

guy#2: yeah till i spotted those bokankles.
by the urbster September 16, 2010
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BongleSplonk

When you cum in a condom, tie it' and shove it up yer ass.
Yo bro, are you fucking BongleSponking, what a fag.

Woooo, I just got done bongleSplonking
by Bloody bunghole February 11, 2019
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Bodrangles

“Yea I saw Wyatt pick at his bodrangles earlier in the halls. I home he washed his hands afterwards!”
by Thotianashotoldersister January 19, 2021
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bojangle

Bojangle is a reference to a testicle or testicles. Similar to, and used in the same context as "Gonad". Bonjangle plural becomes "Bojangles".
The chain slipped on my bike and I almost crushed my right bojangle...

That horse almost kicked me in the bojangles!
by Lyrical_Poet August 30, 2006
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