Blurpelty

A type of foam that is used to clean unpredictable wagons.

May I have some of that Blurpelty?

by get well soon inc February 12, 2026

lil blurper

Fish

Lil blurper: “blurp”

by Sky Commander Winkie June 14, 2018

De-blurp

Verb; to excise something that is ugly or displeasing to the eye

Nice work de-blurping that PPT presentation the other day!

by De-blurper March 2, 2021

sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023