Bloop

a massive bloody poop that happens when a girl poops while on her period. she can push all her muscles with no fear of shooting a tampon out her vag. the outcome is a large amount of blood and poop. aka a BLOOP

Maddie I really need to pop a squat and take a fat bloop

by maddielikesdick June 13, 2019

Bloops

When the state of a woman, or man's breasts hang low and are sagging.

"Grandma's got her bloops out again"

"I thought she was hot, but then she turned around and I was stunned by her bloops"

"Samm has severe back pain due to her bloops"

by Sierra Delta October 16, 2020

Bloop

A sound that a Samsung tablet makes when you hit an app.

Yo bro my tablet just went bloop.

by wantaspritecranberry January 11, 2019

Bloop

A vile mixture of both poop and blood

While staying in a sketchy hotel in a foreign city and noticing a strange brownish red stain on the shower walls and other surfaces in the room.

OH MY GOD that has to be “bloop”

by FermundaPlease July 17, 2023

Bloop

Human feces that exclusively blue and metallic.

I took a large a large bloop today.
I found a piece of bloop on the floor.

by Kurdism November 09, 2018

Bloop

To use the grenade launcher in San Franciso Rush 2049 during multiplayer battle mode

(Named after the sound the grenades make when fired)

Damn, red just bloop'd me!

by severed June 21, 2004

Bloop

To go off on someone

Nadifo told me glasses were ugly so i blooped on her.

by Molly pocket May 05, 2019