reading the bible

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.

You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.

by xShannonx July 16, 2008

bibles

Another word for drugs, used when you want to talk about drugs but cant say "drugs"

Hey, you got any of those bibles

by TheSaucayPecus May 21, 2018

bable

A table filled with babes. A cafeteria or lunch room table, completely full of gorgeous girls (at least an 8 or above).

Damn, that's an attractive bable.

by DaBableMeister March 13, 2011

bible thumper

two definitions:

1) Someone who is extremely evangelical in their religious belief. Many of them believe that their denomination is the one true denomination, and all others are wrong or evil. They try to make you feel like your life is a waste and use scriptures that have nothing to do with what they're saying to "explain" themselves.

2) Someone who screws with a very religious person.

Dude 1: "dude, freaking bible thumpers don't know what they're talking about!"

Dude 2: "dude, you are a bible thumper! Didn't you get with that devout christian girl?

by TechnoForEver July 9, 2009

Bible belt

An area of the U.S., primarily the South, that has an enormously large number of Protestants. It's also a stereotypical term that recognizes the far southern United States for its faith, morals and huge presence of Protestant denominations including the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC), the world’s largest Protestant denomination. This stereotype paints people in the region as Rednecks, NASCAR lovers, radical Bible thumpers, and narrowminded bigots.

The Bible Belt stereotype is most prevalent in rural areas of the South, however.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

Bible

Named for the Greek word "Biblios" ("Book") and considered the Holy Book by both Judaism and Christianity (which--at least at its inception--was considered a sect, branch, or spinoff of Judaism named "Messianic Judaism"--regardless of whether it was considered apostate, not-necessarily heretical but still heterodox, or legitimate/orthodox). The parts of the Bible that Normative (Mainstream, Non Messianic) Judaism and Messianic Judaism agree on are the books of Torah, Nevi'im, and Ketuvim--often called Tanakh. Where Judaism and Messianic Judaism divide is the point at which the New Testament (called "Hadashah" for "New" or "News") is eligible to be considered as part of Tanakh (written by some Messianic Jews as "TaNaKH" to include "Hadashah"; written as "TaNaKh" by some Non-Messianic Jews).

A respected or admired book that is not considered a holy book or even a religious text may irreverently or flippantly be called a, or even the, "bible" of its field, subject, or topic of study or exploration. For instance, one might call "The Communist Manifesto" a name such as "The bible of the Far Left," since Communists are very Leftist and subscribe orthodoxly to Karl Marx's and Frederich Engels' ideology as written in "Daas Manifesto".

by Nickidewbear June 14, 2013

Bible-Thumping

A fundamentalist christian.

See also:
Bush Jesus Freak

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

by Young Trubz September 6, 2005