A Better Place

Euphimism for Death, kick the bucket, to indicate that someone has died and gone to Heaven, "A Better Place".

Mother Theresa is in A Better Place now

by Iron ass April 17, 2006

Better nerf Irelia

The expression used when a person (or organization) is out of all ideas and have no idea how to fix situation and they end up hitting the same nail over and over again until it is dead.

Irelia is a champion in RTS game League of Legends. While her kit was OK, some employees from the the organization behind the game had some personal issues with Irelia and took turns and ruining her kit. The game is having lags; nerf Irelia. The game crashes; nref Irelia. Thus the phrase Better nerf Irelia

by _irelia January 11, 2014

more better

much better, greater, better,
This is used for Spanglish, and very uneducated school dropouts.

I think this paper is more better than the last version.

by Emily P. June 17, 2008

better count your money

You better get your shit straight before you jump that gun. Derived from the lyrics in the Bone Thugs song "Ghetto Cowboy."

Before you wife that, better count your money.

by dum dave in dc February 6, 2009

Bette Midler

Legendary singer, actress and comedian known for her brassy singing, and her vibrant stage persona. Born in Hawaii, Bette went on to star in films such as The Rose, Beaches and The First Wives Club. Midler also conquered the music charts with "From a Distance" and "Wind Beneath My Wings".

I went to see Bette Midler in her Kiss My Brass concert last night.

by Jonnybooth March 15, 2007

Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.

John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket

by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010

better place tax

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.

Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.

by Nicholas D July 25, 2015