Belieber 

I came up with "Belieber Tease" - someone who claims to be intelligent, but on further investigation, is a diehard fan of the infamous Justin Bieber. Usually comes attached with various forms of "xxx" or "xoxo" in their social network usernames and IM names. Beliebers facebook posts, tweets, or IM messages also usually come laced with hideous spelling mistakes, and illegible forms of colloquialism and colloquial language.

-on twitter-

Ben - Ah, i just got a message from my new followers, IluvBiebs4evaxoxo - "iyarrr gawjuzz, u k? do u luff Biebz as much as mi? lol jkz, u cnt, i luff him bare loads, u jelly?"

Matt - Ahh, i see you've gained a Belieber follower!

Belieber by CompulsiveDribbler304 May 17, 2011

Don't Stop Believin' 

A 80's song that was alright until those Glee kids made it obnoxious.

Annoying Teenage Girl: My favourite song ever is "Don't stop believin'" by Glee!
Me: *facepalm*

Don't Stop Believin' by AnybodyOutThere November 28, 2013

belieber 

A belieber is a person who believes on Justin Bieber when every one else thinks he will fail.

John: I don't think Justin Bieber is going to last when his voice changes in a few years.
Sue: I think your wrong Justin Bieber will only get better.
John: You're such a belieber

belieber by <3 ......>:] August 2, 2010

Belieber 

To have an extreme case of mental vacancy. Common symptoms include OBD (obsessive bieber disorder). In extreme cases the affected individual will randomly orgasm when hearing the words: "Justin Bieber". It is believed that this disease was created in a laboratory in exchange for a Justin Bieber believe album. We would recommend dealing with patients by punching them in the face, this has the common side effect of shutting them up.

Person 1:"Justin Bieber"
Person 2(Belieber): (starts orgasming)
Person 3: (punches Person 2 in the face)

Belieber by nemokoccultus January 22, 2015

believer 

1▪One who believes in a diety, usually Christ Jesus.

2■a believer in the paranormal, i.e. sasqautch, extra-terrestrial:aliens in flying saucerss, ghost, chupakabra, vampires,etc.

3■someone into the ecoteric religions.

Have you heard Rayman speak lately, something got ahold of him he might be a believer and I think he is either crazy, lying, or, telling the truth.

believer by arc_huprnikao June 19, 2014

hear me now, believe me later 

from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys

the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)

this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!

hear me now, believe me later by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

believer 

be·liev·er, noun

Someone who rejects logic and fact in exchange for faith in fairy tales, mythology, and misinformation; which they wrongly declare as truth. Normally a believer is a daft uneducated sheep who is incapable of processing information not spoon fed to them by a con artist in a cassock.

1. He said "I'm a believer," like it wasn't a merit badge to his stupidity.

2. The con artist (or priest as they are sometimes referred to), called upon his congregation of believers (otherwise known as air headed voids of intelligence ) to meet at the stadium and beg their invisible sky daddy for rain.

believer by Factscanbeproven November 23, 2011