Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad
This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.
by Psuedoynm April 17, 2011
Where a Belgian disapproves of an action or thing but doesn’t have the balls to say something to you, just gives a slightly discontentful sideways look.
by LdDarkHelmet November 03, 2018
When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.
Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.
Tod: This is going to be epic.
Tod: This is going to be epic.
by Rancid47 June 25, 2010
The act of using a door knob as a butt plug, then when your done put it back on your parents/ room mates bedroom door. with our with out cleaning.
I hated that chicks parents so much i gave her and them a fucking Belgian Door knob.
My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob
My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob
by seabeejpd November 03, 2010
by Bash Pennies May 31, 2017
A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.
"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"
"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
by BlegianGauges May 06, 2010
A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!
After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.
by xer0negative February 27, 2008