beakshow

Someone who never stops insulting (or beaking) others.

That beakshow never shuts his mouth.

by sask-a-mania February 23, 2009

beemsum

a bean in the dimsum; refer to a pile of poop

Look! I have a beemsum in the dish.

A beemsum is left on the road.

by japiem0n November 29, 2011

zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

by artist6000 May 28, 2014

dog beers

Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.

Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."

by justin price January 27, 2007

sick beaks

The phrase often said when two people are making mean comments back and forth (beaking) and one of the two lands an amazing comeback or gives out a good one it is referred to as sick beaks.

A cripple: get your ass out of the way im trying to get threw here!

a guy: shut it dead legs im going

the cripple: Hey asshole i may not be able to move my legs but at least i have all THREE of mine.

The cripple just landed a SICK BEAK

The cripple if he had a friend would most likely yell "oh man, "sick beaks"

by SHAVE MY BANANA PLZ June 24, 2009

Oprah Beers

... any time two or more men drink alcohol during the afternoon on a weekday, while there spouses are distracted by Oprah.

Walter: Hey Larry whats your wife doing?
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!

by Larry Eienstien June 20, 2007

Beaks

1)Beaks: A word used to describe cocaine.

2)Beaked: A word to describe someone on cocaine or just hyper.

Hey, do you have any beaks?
or
Dude, your so beaked right now.

by MAYORPLANT August 2, 2011