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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

Reverse Bathtub

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."

Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.
"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub โ€” all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."
by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025
mugGet the Reverse Bathtubmug.

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.
"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013
mugGet the Bathtub wastedmug.

Bathtub Wrestling

oral sex in the 69 position in a bathtub that has running water filling it.
Molly and Sam did some Bathtub Wrestling last night.
by Sex Connoisseur January 4, 2022
mugGet the Bathtub Wrestlingmug.

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.
When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong
by Fart dong December 6, 2021
mugGet the bathtub toilet water dongmug.

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.
I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow
by Reyer May 19, 2018
mugGet the Dog in the Bathtubmug.

Bathtub Speed

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."
by benisthelion October 18, 2017
mugGet the Bathtub Speedmug.

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