Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.

"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."

by JP Clifford March 3, 2017

Baste

When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.

Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?

Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!

by Mordecai Bergenburg February 23, 2018

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

basted

the action of repeatedly busting in a classroom specifically at recess time.

“ I basted at school the other day”

by pseudo bas February 23, 2025