Basementalism

The doctrine of uncovering & circulating grimy, lyrical and unapologetic hip-hop.

Harold: "Did you hear that new Young Money song on the radio"

Matt: "Nope. Basementalism only plays real hip-hop."

by TychoBachman April 7, 2010

Mama's basement syndrome

Mama's basement syndrome is a psychological syndrome which primarily affects men who are acquiring masters degrees but who haven't moved out of their mother's basement yet. Symptoms include lack of self-esteem, self-doubt, guilt, fear for the future, sexual frustration and severe dependence on family members.

Richard is happy that he's getting his PhD in philosophy, but he also suffers from mama's basement syndrome and finds it very difficult to move out of his parents' house. He's afraid his girlfriend will leave him if she finds out where he really lives.

by Aliases August 15, 2014

Unfinished Basement

A.k.a. "going commando", sporting an unfinished basement implies wearing no under garments.

Go pants Todd, he's got an unfinished basement.

by liquidcrack January 21, 2003

the basement syndrome

to have a perfectly normal human being walk into a finished basement with random gaming consoles and computers, just to emerge a lazy ass, natural light hating, racist douche bag.

Before the Basement Syndrome kicked in Buddy used to run track and like black people, but since he went into the basement all he does is sit on the computer and complain about dem new "ni**as" at work.


Them-How long has the Dark Knight been playing?

You- I don't know.

Them-Than why don't you change it?

You-I cant its to fare away.

Them-But your a foot away from the remote.

You-Your moms a foot away from the remote.

The basement is so racist even the KKK would walk do the stairs and say "to hell with this bullshit"

by bandit1200 March 3, 2009

Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003

wet basement N.J.

New Jersey has the most wet moldy basements in the U.S.A.

Wet basement N.J. is a major problem.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

wet basement

Wet moldy basements can destroy your home.

I let my wet basement go and my house will never be the same.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007