Grandpa Shook Barf

Grandpa Shook Barf is a feeling, a feeling when you don’t know what you are feeling.
For example, if you are mad and happy and the same time, you’d be Grandpa Shook Barf.
It’s pretty simple.

Guy: Hi, how are you feeling?
Girl: I’m feeling pretty Grandpa Shook Barf.

by mr.boyliker September 14, 2021

Eye Barf

When something looks so bad, your eyes could barf.

Brittney: Omg ew, look at Kaven.
Amber: I know! He makes my eye barf.

by juanlover June 17, 2009

Chill Barf

You know… the “chill barf,” where you’re just chillin’ acting like the average everyday person and then the next second your barfin’. Usually happens without any warning signs.

I don't know what happened! We were having a normal conversation and out of nowhere she started calling Earl. That chill barf came out of nowhere.

by ioverdidithomes April 4, 2009

spizzle barf

What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp

Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

cunt barf

(transv; orig. Latin, <I>cuntae barfae</I>: "the great abyss swells with the bodies of her victims")

1. <I>n</I>A thick yellow-whitish vaginal excretion following heterosexual intercourse, achievable only by simultaneous-climaxation

2. <I>v</I> The common goal of sexual intercourse

1. "Dude...your cunt is barfing."

2. "BITCH, I wanna' see your cunt barf!"

by ayche_to_tha_izz_eye_rum May 23, 2006

noodle barf

the taste you get when you eat noodles and burp

dude 1: you ok man?
dude 2: yeah i just got noodle barf

by barfyourguts February 21, 2010

Christmas barf

excessive decorations on some houses

Wow Christmas barfed on these houses a lot this year.

by EJmcn October 4, 2010