Wife: "I was just at Walgreens, I was going to buy benadryl gel. But then I didn't know if I should buy gel or cream. So I picked up the cream, and when I went to check out, I realized that the expiration date was coming up in February. So I went back, and the gel benadryl had an expiration date that wasn't until November of NEXT year. So since I could get an extra summer's use out of the gel, I decided to get that. So I went back to the register..."
Husband: "--Bunkle."
Husband: "--Bunkle."
by A bunkled wife August 17, 2010
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by ryelah121 May 2, 2010
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Get the angry banker mug.A sexual position where the man lies on his back facing up. The female lies on her partner facing up. She arches her back to allow penetration. While raising her hips, she puts her hands behind her, doing a crab like crawl to get the motion started. The woman does all the work in this position. This is also known as the Italian Chandelier.
She would have burned a lot more calories doing the Italian Banker if her partner would have lasted longer.
by Sonya C. November 14, 2007
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A practise in which a lady is supplied with a quantity of semen on her wrist, this may go well with a pearl necklace or some drippy ear rings
She looked lovingly into her boyfriend's eyes as he told her of the jewellery she would soon recieve, daring to hope that it was the diamond engagement ring she'd longed for for so many months now.
Suddenly she felt something touch on her arm and looked down at her slender wrist, heart racing, where she'd just gotten a drippy Jizz Bangle.
Suddenly she felt something touch on her arm and looked down at her slender wrist, heart racing, where she'd just gotten a drippy Jizz Bangle.
by ILikeBiscuits June 24, 2010
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