butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

Make-Out Bandit

A promiscuous kisser. Someone who kisses countless numbers of people and never knows anything about them. Kiss and run.

Eddy: Come on...Just kiss me.

Ashley: Eddy! No! You are such a Make-Out Bandit! You kiss EVERYONE! Ugh!

by YoRegiiis! August 16, 2008

Bandito Tucknee

The act of sitting in the pocket of a radical wave with the sickest style.

" dude did you see that guy get all bandito tucknee on that wave?"
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."

by JRB123 March 18, 2009

Rectum Bandit

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

by FrankyFirecrotch January 14, 2009

bj bandit

girls that constantly give bjs, she's down to suck D, especially when drunk

that one girls a real bj bandit at the parties

by james ready October 23, 2011

bubble bandit

some one who takes an excessive amount of bubble or mkat on a regular basis. They often stink of cat piss, abuse their partners, wear copious amounts of fila tracksuits and drink white lightning.

derrick - ' that was such a weird party last night bro'

jim - ' yeah i know that bubble bandit was off his conk, plus he stank of cat piss!'

by mcrumpletumpergerk June 29, 2015

oxygen bandit

Someone who is just so idiotic they don't deserve our precious air.

Why do you even exist you oxygen bandit?

by mien kamf July 30, 2015