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Bronelson

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Bronelson, is a noun that is used in place of the word “bro” or “dude”. It’s better than both, in fact, because of obvious reasons. It usually shows upmost respect and epicness.
Similar to “bronie” but more epic.
Normie: Hey bro, what’s up?
Non-normie: Hey bronelson.
by Bronelson November 11, 2020
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Broneymoon

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The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
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bronzmash

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n./adj. - 1. suggesting the color of bronze.
2. a smear of this color.

(rel.: Related to metal 'bronze', referring to peculiar color.)
He shaded the dusk in his landscape carefully - keeping the bronzmash of the horizon from mixing into the orange of the Sun.
by Arnab Chakraborty February 14, 2008
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Brontëlicious

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1. A word used in reference to a woman meaning smart, funny and good looking. A mix of the two words Brontë and delicious. Not to be confused with Fergalicious, which means someone is trying too hard and/or is an annoying slut.

2. Any food cooked by any of the Brontë sisters. They were really good cooks. They were famous for that and their writing.
ex. 1
Person: Wow, that girl is brontëlicious.
Friend: I know, right?

ex. 2
Girl: I wish I could be brontëlicious.

ex. 3
Person: Wow, this food is brontëlicious. Also, I live in the 19th century.
by MKWC April 6, 2010
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Closet Bronsexual

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A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.
That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual
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"What should we go see at the Museum?"
*shrug* "A bronzer, i guess"
by Tenshine October 19, 2013
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Pulling a Bronce

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When you choose to stay up late and ask for nudes, while sexually describing your mom.
Lol, look at that guy pulling a bronce on his own mom.
by Caenbet September 23, 2018
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