breast implant intellectual

Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.

Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly

by lolizzy August 2, 2012

breast brei

The white fungus that grows under a woman's breast when she is not wearing a bra and forgets to clean herself on a regular basis.

I hate the way breast brei tastes.

by Scooby May 31, 2003

breast reduction

This is one of many pointless processes, such as gay pride parades, RIAA watching of file-sharing, etc.

She told me that she wanted to have a breast reduction even though she is a 32B cup, and I told her she was wasting her time.

by The Great Houdini December 8, 2004

Breast's

Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 19, 2018

breast friend

when a dude is friends with that one girl who has huge boobs.

John: That girl has huge boobs bro.

Tyler: I know, she is my breast friend.

by FiNNy8192 November 12, 2010

breast nystagmus

Involuntary jerking of the breasts; often times said when a breast is in motion due to the owner's physical movements.

If she runs fast enough, she will show breast nystagmus to the crowd.

by the_man86 November 10, 2009

breast enlargement

Herbs that enlarge your breasts, so they become firmer and fuller.

Breast enlargement Pills or liquid herbs is all you need.

by natureday.com September 7, 2006