Blanket treatment 

When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.

When i see that hoe in plublic shes gonna get the blanket treatment.

Blanket treatment by Fukumf February 18, 2020

Blanket Princess 

Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)

*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”

Blanket Princess by blanketprincess September 24, 2021

blanket party 

When a group of male, prepubescent teens gather in a room, each with individual blankets draped over their laps whilst watching pornography. What happens under each child's blanket goes unspoken.

damn... my son and all his weird friends really love to jack off together. must be some sort of blanket party.

blanket party by butt hash hero August 26, 2013

blanket janker 

of a person who steals all the blanks in bed.

Yo adrian you cant stay the night anymore, yous a blanket janker.

blanket janker by katiekat10 October 9, 2008

blanket bombing 

absolutely smothering the bowl of a toilet with think shit

fuz's blanket bombing ended up in a long cleaning operation

blanket bombing by rickstar March 5, 2003

blanket bugs 

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.

"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"

blanket bugs by JTK1919 October 8, 2009

Blanket Pack 

A person who was hefty but has lost a lot of weight and has a 6 pack, however the excess skin hides it from public thus having to pull the blanket*(skin) down to see the goods.

Remember when i was 205lb's now im 160 and got a blanket pack.

Blanket Pack by kross62 April 12, 2010