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electiontime blues

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.
When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."
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Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.
by Rostiboots April 5, 2011
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mid week blues

A healthy bout of sad emotions and feels that occur half way through the week after a weekend of debauchery involving ecstasy.
"Hey man, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, just come down with the mid week blues after last weekend."
by eedeee April 7, 2015
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Jigaboo Blues

noun. Derived from two words: JIGABOO which is a silly, racist term for a black person, and BLUES which is a feeling of depression or repression expressed through song.

JIGABOO BLUES is a pejorative term for when African American folk complain about their situation or plight and blame their misfortune on white people, slavery, or racism, drugs, etc. This is similar to "playing the race card", in that they believe they are being targeted because they are black or simply claim that they are being "racially profiled" just to try and get out of something.
Cop: So I pulled over this black fellow for swerving across the center line, and when I asked him so undergo a sobriety test, he started singling the Jigaboo Blues, called me a cracker, and said I was racial profiling. However, my suspicions were confirmed when my flashlight revealed three empty 40 oz Natty Boh's.
by Dyrty Hyrry November 11, 2009
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The Blues

The greatest music genre, the power and skill of it came from centuries of slaves being put in pens, and some of the only things they were allowed to do were sing, or play instruments if they had any.

As a result it built up and became an amazing style.

It turned into Rock N' Roll in the 20th century and is played by musicians such as Eric Clapton.

Some of teens condemn The Blues saying its boring, but if it wasn't for the blues we wouldn't have any of the music we listen to.
by joe725 June 16, 2007
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Bi-Curious Blues

When feelings of Bi-sexual curiosity have got you down.
Why is Ashley so sad?

She's got the Bi-Curious Blues

Has she even been with a girl yet?

No, but she really wants to.
by Jens Money June 28, 2010
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holiday blues

the depression and boredom that follows when you arrive back from a holiday.
'wow, after coming back from spain i've got a serious case of the holiday blues.'
by allypally123 August 5, 2009
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