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Mad blessings

Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.

Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.

Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!
by "D" July 28, 2005
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Bressing

A blessing in the form of a dressing.
Frank's Red Hot is a bressing.
by bbSatan666 June 12, 2016
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Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.
I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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Blessin

This is a smart loving beautiful 😍 person she can come off carzy or mean with a nasty addition but don't let her fool you she fights for whats hers and can also be sweet and loving to be around 💕 and she never settles for less because she knows she's worth alot and she never let's anybody bring her down
Look at blessin isn't she so beautiful 😍
by candyapple4448 March 17, 2021
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Derbert Bessingthwaite

A Derbert is a biomelecuelor structure found in small sheep. IT breathes blood and lives of the large intestine.

A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.

it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.
'AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! i have a Derbert!!!!'

"i'm sorry, u have 5 seconds to live"
by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004
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blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"
Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
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smell your blessings

Smell your blessings: When you say bless you out of kindness because somebody just sneezed or farted
"ah ah ahh" ( farts instead of sneezing) prooottt... bless you!!! ? Smell your blessings...
by mali it titi mo September 6, 2017
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