bati fish

Someone who acts suspiciously whilst acting camp

He's such a bati fish. I asked if he saw my phone but he said Nah queen and walked of

by 3206 January 20, 2020

Space-Batin'

Masturbating to pictures in the photo albums of random people on myspace.

I was bored last night on myspace and clicked on some random chick's page. I looked at her photos and did some space-batin'

by Mitch Fletcher January 11, 2009

Batman

Batman is quite possibly the greatest superhero ever created.

Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Holy Buttfuck Batman!

A phrase for use when one witnesses a particularly horrific disaster. You might say "holy shit" after a car wreck. On the other hand, a plane crash would call for "Holy Buttfuck Batman!"

Robin: Holy Buttfuck Batman! The Joker just blew up a paint factory!
Batman: The Joker will get his just desserts, dear Robin, but we have more pressing concerns. Remove the Batplug and come closer...

by Frederic Wertham December 2, 2007

Batman factor

1. An integer number representing the number of items hanging from a batbelt. In most settings, a Batman factor of more than 3 is not acceptable without odd stares and whispering. This encourages the hacker in question to choose items for the batbelt carefully to avoid awkward social situations, usually amongst non-hackers. 2. A somewhat more vaguely defined index of contribution to sense 1. Devices that are especially obtrusive, such as large, older model cell phones, "Pocket" PC devices and walkie talkies are said to have a high batman factor. Sleeker devices such as a later-model Palm or StarTac phone are prized for their low batman factor and lessened obtrusiveness and weight.

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

by scodder July 9, 2010

Baticularneosis

The scientific name of the rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating, fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of wing-like protrusions from your back.

Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.

"Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."

by swimmachamp94 January 13, 2010