Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by gay bitches who are too soft and too gay to play lacrosse. Baseball players are certified faggets who fuck each other when they hit balls over fences.

Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.

by G4yh03 May 30, 2020

Baseball

A ball that's used in a Sport if the same name. Also the best Inanimate Insanity character.

Lightbulb fan: who's your favorite I.I. character?
Me: Baseball
Also me: found dead in my apartment

by Pallete (sky i see you BD ) March 19, 2021

Baseball

You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.

Yeah, this pussy plays baseball.

by SleepyChicken6 April 24, 2021

baseball

A medicine show designed to sell incontinence drugs to old men.

This baseball telecast is brought to you by Viagra.

by purplebackpack89 April 28, 2021

Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.

Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team

by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021

baseball

a rlly gay sport ngl

John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude

by poop man 5000 May 30, 2021

Baseball

Code word for Sexual Intercourse

“me and the boys are gonna play baseball later you coming?”

“naw bro thats gay, have fun tho”

by Lobsterpiss November 23, 2021