assumist

assumist: someone who is continually making assumptions and doesn't know the full facts.

Person A: I was standing next to a chinese lady in the queue.
Person B: Oh you were eating chinese takeaway for lunch were you?
Person A: No, I was having a chicken wrap. Your such an assumist, chinese people don't always eat chinese food!

by YoudLoveToKnow September 24, 2018

Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 6, 2020

assumption

You don't want to make an assumption because you will be and ASS-and your-UMP- will-TION- you

You will think a little harder before you make another assumption.

by Chris h to hissy h July 1, 2005

Awsomeness

1.To acheive the rank awsome,and than some.
2.An online chat way of saying, "really cool" or "really Awsome"
3.A word Usually used by those who are random.
;)

1. "Did u c that cutte jacket yesterday?"
"Ya! It waz totaly awsomeness!"

2. Nenriki-Chan: LikeZOMG! Wowz! Awsomeness!
Kama-Sama: Wat?
(Actual online chat between me and my BF)

3.Like OMG wow SQUEE glomp AWSOMENESS!!!!!!1!!1!11!

by Nenriki-Chan August 31, 2007

awsemo

That something was totally awesome

that was totaly awsemo

by COllin Fuzz JOhnson May 13, 2005

awsomenessosity

someone who is totally awsome. More awsome than the awsomest person on earth.

Brandon shows total awsomenessosity when he dunks the basketball.

by RaeJean May 4, 2006

awesumm

godlike and worshipable

Luke Thompson's face was awesumm

by Luke/Marcus November 24, 2009