When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
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People are very misgueded about AUSTRALIANS
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by Hal Dizzle November 12, 2018
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by Funpositions69 May 3, 2019
Get the Australian Outback mug.The Australian Army Cadets (AAC) are a group of notoriously unintelligent beings, known primarily as “tanker wankers” or “crayon eaters” not dis-similar to the American Marines,
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.
Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.
Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.
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Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.
Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.
Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Derek: yo baxter, check out this australian dude
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Derek: yo.
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Derek: yo.
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