assclown

A stupid person, one incapable of making rational decisions.

Chris acted like an assclown at his party. He talked shit and was proven wrong at every turn.

by dadaevan May 30, 2008

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assclot

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

by M Style December 12, 2008

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Assdildo

A dildo reserved for the anus.

Susy, feeling horny, shoved the assdildo up her anus in a frenzy.

by Kat June 26, 2003

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The most common rationalization for this term is "I am not a clown made of ass, how dare you accuse me of being such!" In all reality, the term "assclown" is much deeper than one would be lead to believe.

Assclown is possibly the worst insult you could give a person, and is in most cases synonymous with "failure at life."

"Oh, hey, yeah, you see that Russian guy? Yeah, he's an assclown."

"You're an assclown, Val."

by margaretlillian April 8, 2010

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assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.

Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology

by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

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Assalanche

Word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat ass. They may have had a nice looking ass at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.

"Wow, can you believe how flat her ass is?"
"Yeah. Looks like she had an assalanche."

by Dr. Kadiddlehopper February 3, 2010

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