asshole

1. A contemptuous “human” who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do. It’s all fun and games until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person. These are usually males, as females of this sort are known as bitches.

2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.

3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.
1. "That Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs."

2. "I wanna fuck you in the asshole tonight Sam."

3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"
by sophieisapatheticthot66 January 17, 2022
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Assholism

(N).saying shit to someone without thinking of how they will be effected by it
Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism
by Dogs odors May 09, 2016
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assholing

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.
He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.
by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008
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asshole

1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks!"

2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"

3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"
by SargeB October 05, 2009
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Assholism

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way
"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"
by Weatherholt April 20, 2016
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assholes

ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.
the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.
by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008
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Assholism

The continual state or condition of being a total ass hole!
I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!
by Becky Lewis Skywatcher January 03, 2019
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