Massachusetts Mascara

When the male ganitalsis shoved fiercly into the female eye socket causing undeniable pleasure. Once injected the man lets seamon loose into the eyelid.

man 1:Ay yo nigga i be givin my bitch a massachusetts mascara and dat bitch be blind and runnin into things ALL day!

man2: DAM Cuddii u be lucky as HELL

man 1:NIGGA I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

by MIKE JONES THA FOURTH June 5, 2011

Newton Massachusetts

Newton Massachusetts is a totally pathetic city that thinks that its too cool for the rest of the world. You can't get by in Newton without owning all clothes from abricrombie, having a different pair of solows for every day in the year, at least 6 pairs of uggs and a bunch of northface jackets. Everyone goes to national jean with their daddy's credit cards everyday of the week.

Clasic Newton Massachusetts Slogan:Abricrombie for life!

by NEWTONITE! July 29, 2008

massachusetts

The state simply known as MA or MASS due to an impressive and consistant illiteracy rate among truck drivers, postal workers and tax collectors, who are the only people who care it exists.

This is my friend Jim, he's from Boston.

by supraturtle November 10, 2006

Fall River Massachusetts

A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.

"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"

by superspammer January 27, 2009

Newton Massachusetts

newton is a city which borders brookline. Brookline is better in newton. newton is snobby.

Let's go to Newton Massachusetts and have a gay time.

by alex koz October 17, 2006

massachusetts

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

northfield massachusetts

Northfield= a small town filled with tons of redneck wannabee's. There is a small percentage of wealthy, preppy fortunate family's who rise above the hickish view of the town. Most people in Northfield are un-motivated slum bags who will go no where with their life. Although, those who are lucky enough and smart enough to go away to private boarding schools are guranteed a bright future, but for the rest, Bernardston massachusetts is the fartheest they will get.

Northfield Massachusetts has it's poor slum parts, and it's wealthy preppy parts.

by Katherinael December 28, 2005