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Technocratic ascensionism

"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.

Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"

The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include

1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.

The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.

*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*

Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 24, 2020
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Ascended Mind

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.
Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.
by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011
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ascendicate

Ascendicate comes from the band "The Ascendicate" The Ascendicate is a Christian metalcore band. To ascend is to rise(like Jesus) and icate is often used on ends of words to act as followers. Put them together, Ascendicate. It means the followers that rise.
All those people are Ascendicates!
by Fillyb September 13, 2011
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ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate
"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012
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Accent goggles

A condition of finding a person more attractive than they really are, only because they have an accent foreign from yours.
"That German chick I hooked up with last night was super hot!"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"
by The 425 J-train May 23, 2013
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Accent catfished

When an online dated turns out to be just as hot as their pictures but they've an accent that would cut through your ears
How was the date man?
Okay she was hot but that dublib accent drove me to slice my ear off
Bro you got accent catfished
by Ginhater July 6, 2017
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ascending to heaven

to experience pleasure so good that you feel like you are ascending to heaven
man: uuuuhhhh awwwwwwww
woman: are you ascending to heaven.
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