Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 12, 2022

amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.

Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.

by RJRG April 01, 2017

Amish Butter

In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.

"Those damned heathens have been smoking the Amish butter!" -Lancaster patch

by Barstoolrumschpringa July 04, 2017

amish whore

Someone who is Amish and is selling their body for cash money.

Natalie is an Amish whore.

by Amish breeder March 08, 2022

Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

by Mars-El September 28, 2023

Amish tug

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture

The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.

by Mattj March 02, 2015

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019