altagirlfriend

An altagirlfriend, alta-girlfriend or altaic girlfriend, is basically a girlfriend, but not officially, both of the individuals know that they are partners, but not officially.
This kind of relationship is romantic and/or sexual, but even platonic sometimes.
It's a more affective halfway between alterous and queerplatonic attraction, even though, this, isn't a type of attraction, it's just amorous attraction but not while being officially being together.
Someone who has an altagirlfriend, is not allowed to have an actual girlfriend (except if the couple is polyamorous or the other partner consents), because it counts as cheating.

John: Is that your girlfriend?
Mark: No, she's just my altagirlfriend!

by Nevis Taiga August 31, 2023

cruz alta

the best muic maker ever to live he makes a new type of music called cruzstep :)

did you hear that new cruz alta song? yea its cruzstep

by Cruz_Alta April 18, 2012

Spedacinni Altardo

A bastardized version of the dish fetucinni alfredo in which a retard has more than likely smeered his boogers and cum into.

Hey Tony dont go over to that special education kids house or youre gonna get stuck there eating spedacinni altardo with extra ass cheese.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 7, 2022

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

Altariq

Altariq is a short person , who got a smart mouth . But he can be sweet at times , major anger issues . He's generous and got yo back until he don't get his way . He thinks he's all that , but at times he's not wrong he's a good guy /brother/bf/etc .

You see that Tiny boy , that's Altariq

by Lalie211 August 30, 2018

Aftaf

Aftaf is a name for somebody who’s super mature and incredibly attractive at the same time. A therapist in his own ways. He can be a protective brother, a true friend, and a lover that you’ve been waiting for since forever. It’s tough to claim him and keep him to yourself, so if you get an opportunity, DON’T LET HIM GO. Love him with all your heart and you’ll have no regrets even if it breaks.

I love you, Aftaf

by Blair W. January 7, 2020

altar boy

The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.

Last night I was with this ANTI stellar hoodrat and I got her to gimme an altar boy.

by James McLendon August 12, 2006