Alondra is usually Funny And Cute. Sings Good and Lives in Virginia. The Realest Person out There. Fakes a smile sometimes But Is The best To Talk Too. Likes Sleeping, If you Meet a Alondra Your lucky !

“John did you see Alondra yesterday? She’s a Beatuy and is Funny !!!

Alondra by JuneVIP November 17, 2018

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Alonzo

He’s one of the beat people to talk to because you can trust him. He listen half the time and the other half in his own world. He’s one of the cutest guys . Loves himself some skittles. He’s loyal but is a jealous type. Super aggressive and can be mean but his love is the best. Good ass basketball player. Gives the best kisses. However is a LAZY ASS! He protects what’s his. So do not I repeat DO NOT mess with his family or friends.

I love me a Alonzo typa guy

Alonzo by You’re gf Desiree June 12, 2018

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home alone special

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.

"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

home alone special by l3lizz4rd July 7, 2005

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Alona

(1) A common name both in Slavic regions (Ukraine, Russia and others) and in Israel. Its popularity in Israel probably stems from Israel's high population of Russian/ Ukrainian immigrants.

-- Originally a Greek name (derived from the name Ἑλένη – Helénē).

Can also be loosely translated from a Hebrew word 'Alon' referring to the oak tree.
Translation: Oak(a)

(2) A name of a mountain in Greece.

Man: "Yo, beautiful what's your name?"
Alona: "It's Alona."
Man: "That's what I do when I go to the bank!"
Alona: *face palm*

Man2: "Alona, I named a mountain in Greece for you!"
Alona: "You're still not getting laid."

Alona by RJester July 5, 2010

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