Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

this chain is almost over! I'm proud!

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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 22, 2023

almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400

how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.

by flaccid grass March 18, 2023

Almost Done

Only just half of something done.

"I'm almost done!" *procrastinates*

by OTMGirls February 4, 2023

almost christmas

What the radio said

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”

by Random dude who likes deckers October 30, 2023

almost lovers

people who are friends with each and everyone knows but are so close they are practically dating

i can’t believe sophie and kaitlynn are so close even thought they met only 2 months ago — just another case of almost lovers.

by imjustahater384 January 5, 2024

Almost

Oh, hey, almost! Hahaha!

Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023