aleksa

a asshole that doesn't understand anything and likes flirting even though he always ends up failing

dude do you see that Aleksa right there

by therealanony June 10, 2018

aleksandra (ola)

If you ever meet an aleksandra (ola) you already know that she is the kindest person ever... sike. she is so dumb and always forgets everything everywhere. she is just dumb yeah thats it. also she is mucho violenta and olvidadiza.

"who forgot this PE kit?"
"oh it was probably aleksandra (ola)"

by greysanatomy108 September 16, 2019

Aleks

A type of person who is just udderly, completley, DUMB. They have no sense of humor, and make stupid comments about everything. For some odd reason, they have many friends. Probably because they make everyone feel smart. They are hideous. They could make any girl in thier right mind puke. They are total manwhores. They can only get easy chicks. If you like small packages, go for an Aleks.

Girl 1; Oh my god! Is THAT your boyfriend?
Girl 2; uh.. yea.. why?
Girl 1; *smacks girl 2 in the face* HOW COULD YOU? HE'S SUCH AN ALEKS! HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?!?

Girl 2; Have I not explained this to you? I'm easy!
Girl 1:NOOO!!

by sake(: October 23, 2009

Aleks

douche bags that like to cheat on girls. They're extremely scrawny, have goo on the sides of their mouths at all times, and weird double chin things. They like to brag about having sex with all these girls (that they've only known for 30 seconds or so) yet how can they have sex when they have teeny weenies? The proof is that they always wear insanely tight (Silver) girl jeans and there is never a bulge. Ever.

They thinks they're cool by drinking passion fruit tea, putting flowers in their hair, putting Buddha beads around their neck, wearing those tight jeans, and the way they stand....yet all of these reasons make people wonder if they're gay.

They're very rich but they only seems to wear jeans with holes in the butt that show their bright orange boxers. People will literally pass them and think they're a girl with a dyke-ish haircut.

If you like small packages, go for an Aleks.

"I can't believe you're dating an Aleks." Girl 1

"What?" - girl 2

"Yeah, people will think you're dating a dyke!" - girl 1

"...." -girl 2

"Oh, and he probably has another girlfriend as well as you." - girl 1

by The Superheroes June 19, 2010

Aleks

The biggest double-faced asshole your EVER going to meet. He may seem sweet to start off, complementing your prettiness, but then he'll cheat on you, use you, and then dump you for a bitch. Do not fall into his trap, or else you'll be one of the million girls he miss-treats. Asshole isn't even the word to describe them. Stay away from them, and then you will have a perfect life. Oh yeah, they dont have a penis. Known to be insanely rich, they will dump you right before christmas so they won't waste their money. He's so rich, therfore hes an asshole.

What an Aleks! You're just wasting your time.

by csnfisknh December 28, 2010

Aleksander

He is a brilliant kid, with lots of talents. He is a pro player in Apex Legends and his highest kill game is 30 kills. His snapchat is: alek55fire.

"Oh, Aleksander you are such a cool guy!" said Akira.

by floppydisk16 March 19, 2019

Aleckcys

One of the most personable women you'll ever meet, Aleckcys has got the skills, the smarts, and the reflexes of a puma. Rumored to be as great in bed as on the prowl, she takes no prisoners with her deep, pearly eyes and to die for looks. Don't let this one go cause you'll never forget her.

I saw that Aleckcys on the street yesterday, I was blinded by beauty for 3 hours after.

by Danaconda09 May 9, 2012